aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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(via leakatniss)

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Prince George “continuing a key Royal tradition” in learning how to walk

Prince George “continuing a key Royal tradition” in learning how to walk

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1 week ago

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

(via holysugarcubedarren)

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1 week ago

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via i-stole-them-from-the-president)

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1 week ago

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

(Source: princesconsuela, via zestybreast)

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1 week ago

a haiku about math

thatsabsurrrrd:

nightfair:

what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit

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(Source: clairvoyantwitch, via zestybreast)

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1 week ago

pizzist:

I have abs….olutely nothing.

(via webfaggot)

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